If I fits, I sits
HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!
I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
Fencing, Scottish style
I laugh every time I see this.
Scotty VS Sulu